Here are the 12 best responses I’ve received from my new iPhone 4S today. I’ll upload more as they come but the first few will be hard to beat in the creepiness stakes.

Just to note that when you ask #2 about anyone else it refers you to a web search like when it doesn’t really get what you’re asking.

Siri answering a question about HAL 9000 with a reference to the fictional computer.Siri responding that it does not know whether Steve Jobs is still alive.Siri replying to “Beam me up Scotty” with “WiFi or 3G?”Siri responding to a request for a song with the lyrics opening “Daisy, Daisy”.Siri showing a weather forecast after the user says they are cold.Siri replying “Really!” to a hostile statement.Siri responding “I bore you, Will?” when the user says they are bored.Siri replying that everything it needs for dinner is in the cloud.Siri reporting no matching music after a request containing an insult.Siri replying that it hopes the tired user is not doing anything dangerous.Siri answering a request for a story with “Please don’t make me.”Siri replying “I am?” after the user calls it weird.